Excepts from Edward Cullen’s Twitter feed through Chapters 13 and 14
sparkleevamp67: (9:08) brb going to take Bella to the middle of nowhere
sparkleevamp67: (12:08) activate sparkle…. she totally digs it
sparkleevamp67: (1:09) god! I just want to rip out her internal organs. she needs to keep me from wanting to kill her. she’s such a tease.
sparkleevamp67: (1:47) told her she is asking for it, wearing that short skirt that shows off those…veins and arteries
sparkleevamp67: (2:30) omg! she just asked me if we can have teh sex! Tee hee
sparkleevamp67: (2:51) duh, doesn’t she know jasper and alice can only do it because their married? for a hundred years? if we do it she will die. just like stds.
sparkleevamp67: (4:05)ok time to go home
sparkleevamp67:(4:14) I just took her for a ride on my back, tauntaun style. chix dig that.
sparkleevamp67: (4:47)we kissed and she was horrible. i’ll have to make up an excuse as to why we can’t do that again
sparkleevamp67: (7:15) took me back to her house where I can maybe get to 2nd base
sparkleevamp67: (8:37)damn! charlie came home. i’ll have to settle for just watching her sleep again.
sparkleevamp67: (9:12) woops! I accidentally told her I do that every night. but she digs it. this chick is crazy
sparkleevamp67: (9:14) ok she just put on her jammies. Lost my boner a little bit.
sparkleevamp67: (10:15) this chick is great. all she wants to do is talk about me