You asked for it, you got it…
Evil Computer Guy: Blast! That Mr. Morrow has done it again! He invented the super microchip before I could! He is always one upping me! First he marries the model and now this!
Claire Lewis: Don’t fret, I have a plan! It will be so foolproof not even a bunch of teenagers can foil it….
Scene 1: SVH
Liz: what’s up with Regina? She’s home from Switzerland and not wanting to talk to any of us. I wanted to give her some advice on how to overcome her disability.
Bruce: What? I luff her! How can she not talk to me! Oh, my bruised ego!
Jessica: Somehow I have to make this about me!
Scene 2: THe Morrow Estate
Regina: help! I’m being held hostage! Don’t involve the po-po! They’ll murder me and my parents!
Scene 3: The Wakefield backyard
Jessica: She’s right! I’ve been reading the BSC mysteries and they never involve parents! We should solve this ourselves!
Liz: Hey, I didn’t know you read!
Nicholas Morrow: Hey! I have a plan that is sure to not be dangerous. Let’s go and free the Morrows while Regina is at the plant being held at gunpoint while he steals the microchip! Despite the fact that these guys are violent criminals and have weapons shouldn’t mean anything
Jessica: And I’ll use my super sexy seduction powers to distract the kidnappers teenage son.
Everyone: Good idea! We knew you were good for something.
Scene 1: Mr. Morrow’s super microchip factory
[SHOTS FIRED, LOTS OF SCREAMING!]
Evil Computer Guy: Ha! Thought you could outsmart me! I am holding guns at you know, you stupid idiots!
[Bruce, Nicholas and ECG’s son attack him and knock the guns out of his hands.]
ECG: Ah, nuts! Back to jail! I fucking hate these size six twins.
Scene 2: The Morrow Estate
MRS. MORROW: Well, I’ve been held at gunpoint for about a week and I thought my daughter was murdered. One would think I would need to recover from my PTSD and spend time with my family, but I think there is really only one thing to do in a situation like this…
EVERYONE: Throw a party!
Scene 3: Rockin’ party at the Morrow Estate
Liz: Well, wasn’t it nice of the Morrows to throw a party in our honor? Instead of celebrating the fact that Regina has been cured of her deafness?
Jessica: See, I told you I would make this all about me!
Unrelated, this is the one book where Jessica was barely tolerable. Also, is that a guy about to shove a chloroform-soaked rag to Regina’s mouth? That never happened.