I want to lose my virginity to Johnny Angel or Sunset Island #5, Sunset Reunion

These covers always crack my shit up. So way over the top. Billy looks like a massive tool. Or is that supposed to be Presley? It’s such a 90s view of a rocker. He’s wearing a hat because it’s the winter break and the gals are planning to get together in Orlando because Sam is working as a dancer at Disney World. She dropped out of Kansas State and started working there. Reading this gave me the dry heaves because I, too, worked at Disney World when I was around Sam’s age and it was probably the most horrible experience of my life. So please don’t ask me about it.

No sooner are they there when Carrie gets a call from Rock On magazine. Graham Templeton (the famous rock star she was the au pair for) is doing a concert in Miami and they are doing a feature on him, and Graham recommended that Carrie be the photographer. So they all jet out there on a whim and hang around at the concert. Mega-hot singer Johnny Angel is the opening act, and of course he is curious if Sam’s curtains match the drapes.

Graham is also back on drugs, snorting lines in the bathroom between interviews and the mag wants to print that he fell off the wagon, but Carrie wants to protect him so she gets fired from the gig and who do they hire- none other than the creepy Flash Hathaway! He’s the one that took the porno pics of Sam over the summer. Like there are only 2 photogs in the world. Lorell, their enemy from the island, is with him and they are an item. Ick.

Ok, then it totally goes downhill and turns into a ridiculous SVH novel. They all go to a party on Graham’s yacht, and Emma flirts with a boy and realizes she misses Kurt. Flash flirts with Emma and Lorell gets jealous and proclaims her undying love for Flash. Sam goes down to the bunker with Johnny Angel and they almost do it when Johnny’s girlfriend walks in. Sam is upset because she thought Johnny was her soulmate so she goes and hides on the dingy. Carrie and Sam go to comfort her. While they are talking, Lorell in unhinges it and they are lost at sea. How many SVH plots can you count here?

So they are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on a dingy, and Emma totally saves the day because obviously her rich white ass has been sailing/boating before. They are obvs rescued, and Emma realized that she CAN set her mind to anything, and is encouraged to fill out her Peace Corps application.

Check out their outfits for their night on the town in Orlando. Emma wears a short pink dress with black bike shorts with lacy trim underneath, Sam wears a short denim skirt with a tapestry vest (remember those?) with no shirt underneath, and Carrie wears a white sheer bathing suit cover up over a white lycra miniskirt and a white sports bra. [Shudder]

These books were never really real, but when you start throwing in rock stars and stranded at sea crap, it makes me hate it.

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8 thoughts on “I want to lose my virginity to Johnny Angel or Sunset Island #5, Sunset Reunion

  1. Beth says:

    Tapestry vest with no shirt? My brain cannot even go there…….I totally had the bike shorts with lace on the bottom and the perm! Ahhhh- there’s nothing like bad fashion to reminisce over!

    • Abdo says:

      The fashion intdsury is always been looking for more made by the company, and if you will have one such with you, you will become a part of this fashion world. It is not that easy to attract people and get their attention these days, but if you have any such then you can surely be the center of attention of most people. They would be envying you for the kind of taste and style you have with your .

  2. The Kuus says:

    Seeing the name “Johnny Angel” brings to mind a mental image of a local band called Johnny Angel and the Halos. This Johnny Angel is a tubby man in his late fifties. So…yeah, not hot. I don’t know what Sam was thinking.

  3. Amber Tan says:

    Yeah, tapestry vests are truly hideous inventions. I’d wager that seeing people wear tapestry vests and the other 1980s outfits described in SVH/ SI served as the direct inspiration for the hosts/ creators of “What Not To Wear”. 😉

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