http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:13:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12275 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:00:57 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12275 “Everyone at Steven’s college is jerking off to the twins pictures apparently. And probably also Steven.” ::DIES::

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12233 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:08:09 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12233 When the author says “Would fame ruin Jessica,” they must be speaking about her physical looks because we all know her soul has been tarnished since they were kids (Anyone read Sweet Valley Kids? I only read the Kids Easter Special….but still, Oh god, I am lame!!)

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12229 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:44:45 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12229 THE SNOWING BLOG IS BACK! I love it!

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12228 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:32:15 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12228 Yes- she appears to have a double-jointed shoulder, elbow and wrist.

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12224 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:35:06 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12224 They also got a new car in this book. Jessica wanted a purple Jeep.

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12223 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:15:38 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12223 I know. It’s George W. Bush on the cover! LOL

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12222 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:14:39 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12222 Emily, you’re funny. He not only looks really old but he has this, “wtf am I doing here?” look on his face. It’s the same look I have after reading one of these books that I can’t seem to get enough of. LMFAO

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12217 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:54:55 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12217 Jen S, I totally agree with you. I think the books were what you call a ‘clusterfuck of popularity’ because they catered to what we hoped our lives would be like. We all wanted to be the center of the universe and have all of our problems solved within 200 pgs.

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12215 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:53:07 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12215 I’m getting an Edward Norton vibe from the guy on the cover. Or maybe it’s just wishful thinking as Edward Norton paired with SVH would not only MAKE NO SENSE but would also be my version of heaven.

]]> http://thedairiburger.com/2009/11/29/the-ten-commandments-of-the-wakefields/#comment-12214 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:16:22 +0000 http://thedairiburger.com/?p=1515#comment-12214 I think technically Liz’s boyfriend in Malibu was 17 pretending to be 20. You know, if I didn’t have so much useless SVH trivia in my head I would have room for useful things and be a CPA now.

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