Quickies: Help! I’m a Prisoner in the Library!

27 Jul

Or Home Alone for Nerdy Kids. This is a quickie because I haven’t actually reread it. I’ll try to summarize from memory and then you all can fill in the blanks. Two sisters, somewhat whiny, are on a trip with their parents and they stop at a small time library. While looking around, the library closes with them in it. And this is scary? Imagine being locked in a library with nothing to do but browse all the books with no one to bother you? I am sure that for 98% of us reading, that sounds like heaven.

Instead of freaking out, for some reason I remember them dressing up in prairie clothes and sitting on a covered wagon with life sized paper mache people to pass the time. What? Why? Eventually they find that an old woman lives upstairs at the library and she almost dies but they save her.

I also remember these sisters being extremely high maintenance and annoying. And they are always finding themselves in trouble. I think there is a sequel in which they are almost beheaded at an amusement park.

Thoughts?

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27 Responses to “Quickies: Help! I’m a Prisoner in the Library!”

  1. Rio July 27, 2009 at 4:35 pm #

    Wasn’t this an episode of [i]Arthur[/i]?

    • Rio July 27, 2009 at 4:36 pm #

      Damn, wrong tags. Arthur.

    • jasmine May 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm #

      can you write it for me.

  2. Ellie July 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm #

    Oh my goodness, I loved this book so much as a kid. I didn’t find the sisters annoying; I guess they reminded me of me and my sister (especially because we loved Laura Ingalls Wilder and all related clothes and covered wagons and whatnot). I did think the dad was incredibly stupid for letting himself run out of gas. I remember how the younger sister made a sign that said “Help, I’m a prisoner in the liberry” and hung it in the window.

  3. Vanessa Saxton July 27, 2009 at 7:55 pm #

    How did I miss out on this gem of a book?

  4. nikki July 28, 2009 at 7:22 am #

    Seriously, this book sounds kinda awesome. I can’t believe I didn’t have it as a kid!

  5. Shannon July 28, 2009 at 8:36 am #

    I would love to be a prisoner in a library.

  6. Emily C. July 28, 2009 at 10:11 am #

    Are these the same sisters that also become prisoners in a museum? I remember that book pretty clearly, but not this one.

  7. Jen S. July 28, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    Soooo…. I guess the library has no phone, or what? I could buy them not finding a phone in a museum since they’d be in an office, but a library? C’mon!

    And if these kids really got themselves locked into enough places to warrant a series, I’d just board them at the dog kennel during vacations.

  8. Anne July 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm #

    I need to find this book. It sounds so… random.

  9. Merrie July 28, 2009 at 3:50 pm #

    This was THE BEST book!

    OK, so the girls’ mom is in the hospital, having a baby, and their dad is taking them to a relative’s house before he goes to the hospital. He runs out of gas in the middles of a huge blizzard in some random town and leaves the girls in the car. Then the young one has to go to the bathroom, so the two leave the car to use the bathroom at the library nearby. While there, the library closes.

    Fast-forward — the storm knocks out the power and phone service. The girls think the noises they hear upstairs are from a burgler, so they dress in the old clothes and sit in the display so “the bad guys” won’t see them. They eventually go upstairs, discover the librarian unconscious (she tripped and fell in the dark) and eat her food. When she awakes, they explore the library, set off fireworks to draw atention to the building, and everything is OK the next day.

    The girls now have a baby brother.

    It’s so sad how much I remember this book.

  10. Jennifer July 28, 2009 at 4:56 pm #

    My library when I was a kid actually HAD library sleepovers, so I’ve done this.

    Guess what I did all night? Yup, read Sweet Valley High books.

  11. Anonymous July 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm #

    I remember this book!! I had tonnes of these Apple Paperbacks… let’s see if I remember them “The Summer I Was Twelve”, and “No Coins Please” are 2 that stand out…

  12. Schatzi July 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm #

    I know I read it (how could I resist?), but I don’t remember a single thing about it.

  13. jennicakes July 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm #

    How did I miss this one??? I may have to dig up a copy.

  14. Mary-Anne Bruno July 28, 2009 at 9:47 pm #

    Where did they get the praire clothes??

    And what kind of father leaves two young girls ALONE in a car in a blizzard?? (Jon Gosselin?) Hello, psycho serial killers look for these kind of idiotic parents!

  15. Sadako July 29, 2009 at 10:04 am #

    Man, I LOVED this book when I was a kid. Though I haven’t read it in sooo many years. Isn’t there a part where they misspell it liberry?

  16. Anne July 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm #

    Anonymous, I love no coins please. I still read it at least once a year. So, so funny.

    Merrie, thanks for more info in the recap, at least they had a reason for not making a call for help. That makes me feel slightly better

  17. Roger Patman July 31, 2009 at 12:18 pm #

    Never did read it, but reminds me of another classic, called ‘The Dollhouse Murders’ Anyone else read that one? Scared the piss out of me.

    • Becci August 20, 2009 at 8:01 pm #

      I was just THINKING of that book and trying to remember what it was called. I must have read it 20 years ago, and I still remember parts of it vividly, and how much it scared me. I would loooove for ihatewheat to do a review of it.

      Oh, and I totally remember Help! I’m a Prisoner in the Library!–well, I remember the title, and I have a vague memory of reading it and being a little spooked. I just did. I was a big wuss as a kid.

      Oh hell, I’m still a big wuss.

      • Becci August 20, 2009 at 8:02 pm #

        “I just did”=”I just was”

  18. Regina Sorrow August 1, 2009 at 6:44 am #

    So the person who wrote this book is named Eth.

    What the Eth?

  19. bookharlot August 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm #

    So, why couldn’t they just unlock the door and leave? I’m sure this is believably explained at some point.

  20. VS August 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm #

    OMG! I work at a library and I have my copy of this book sitting next to me at my desk! I also have The Mariah Delany Lending Library Disaster and Something Queer at the Library. I just love to hear when someone else has heard of these obscure kind of things!

    I love being at work after the library closes!

    Roger – The Dollhouse Murders scared me too!

  21. flyinhoneypup August 23, 2009 at 10:00 pm #

    oh snap! i loved this book. now have to find a copy.

    • you know me October 27, 2010 at 4:24 pm #

      oh I loved this book really one of mu favs.

  22. victoria October 27, 2010 at 4:22 pm #

    this book is so awsome mary rose’s father does every thing at the last minute so he ran of to the gas station to get gas then mary

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