Comments on: Single mothers are chased out of Sweet Valley with torches and pitchforks, apparently http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/ Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:13:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Lara http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-14377 Sun, 16 Jan 2011 01:02:25 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-14377 I just want to say that I wish I had pink hair and orange eyes like Susan on the cover.

]]> By: katie http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-10556 Fri, 22 May 2009 07:02:20 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-10556 I havent read this book yet. What happened to Lila after spreading that rumour? It’s always at least one of the Pi Beta Alpha’s.

I would hate to live in Sweet Valley

]]> By: Whitney G http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9758 Sun, 15 Mar 2009 08:36:54 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9758 Awwww….I liked The House Bunny. *single tear*

]]> By: Dee http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9192 Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:31:29 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9192 your blog is just my favorite at this point. I appreciate the Sweet Valley books (mainly because they are sooo random and a big part of my third grade life…I can’t believe I used to read the high school series as well at that age) but your comments are hilarious! thanks so much! Have you read the Jr. High series…Jessica is definitely the outcast loser so that’s a crazy twist of events!

]]> By: Janet Howell http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9180 Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:02:10 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9180 Allen Waters! Holy crap. Those silent guys in SVH? They must be the hot ones after graduation. Whatever happened to Randy whatshisname, I wonder.

Isn’t there like a SVH 20 years after? That’d be great.

Great entry as alllllways.

]]> By: eejm http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9132 Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:30:16 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9132 Didn’t Susan’s father have a younger child that died, and because of that he decided to find Susan? Why was Susan never pissed at being a replacement child? Oh right – because she was a famous director’s kid, now she genuinely had a reason to be a called a “cool kid.”

I remember the pregnancy storyline. I think it all started when Alice craved pistachio ice cream. If I were truly pregnant each time I had a food craving I’d have a whole town of kids by now.

I don’t think Susan’s hair color actually occurs in nature. Cher sported it a few years ago when she was hitting the henna big and bad.

]]> By: Amber Tan http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9097 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:02:07 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9097 “Is this the book where Alice asked, “which one of you two is in trouble?”

No way! Sex was actually mentioned — even if obliquely — in a SV book?!?

I wonder if Jess and Liz could have continued pulling of the old ‘twin-switch’ if one of them was preggers. Unless the knocked up twin only gained 2 pounds.

Also joining in on the “Aunt Helen was slinging waaaay more than hash” chorus…unless Director Dad was paying child support.

]]> By: girltalkread http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9089 Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:40:04 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9089 Yes Jen S you are sooooo darn right- I thought Susan was soo dumb for not realizing ” Aunt Helen” was really her mom for the LONGEST!! But I admit- I LOVED this damn book when I was in 8th grade!!

Also, I would also say that I’d bet ANYTHING that ” Aunt Helen”‘ was not serving Moons Over My Hammy at Denny’s, but was shaking her thang at some redneck strip club- maybe, like, a Big Mesa strip bar!

]]> By: ihatewheat http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9084 Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:08:36 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9084 Also, I don’t know if you can see it in the picture, but Susan has a single tear sliding down her cheek.

]]> By: ihatewheat http://thedairiburger.com/2008/12/26/single-mothers-are-chased-out-of-sweet-valley-with-torches-and-pitchforks-apparently/#comment-9083 Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:07:53 +0000 http://thedairiburger.wordpress.com/?p=804#comment-9083 Cat, I think Susan was also told that her mother was also giving her money, whoever she was and would reveal herself when she turned 18. Turns out it was Aunt Helen breaking her back serving cheeseburgers so that Helen could own tennis whites and hang out at the country club.

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